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coincidences

Note: this post was delayed posting a few days for no reason other than the fact that i forgot to publish it. so i think that i experienced the most coincidental set of events in a single weekend ever last weekend when a friend and i road-tripped up through new mexico and into the durango/silverton region of colorado. 1/ cross canadian ragweed ; c created a mix cd for me two months ago with one of thier songs on it; i was listening to that exact song on the way to pick up c driving to durango; we just happened to pick a restaurant (Ore House) Friday night in durango for which we have to wait 30 minutes. While waiting, the place right next to it has Cross Canadian Ragweed playing for 20 bucks. Its rock-country, the kind of stuff that they play on country stations. The dude reminds me of Skynard, and the show was extremely good except for the oklahoma people in the crowd. 2/ Jeep tour. My phone number is the same as thiers . The only difference is the area code. Duu duu duuuuh. 3...

personal information search

i know everyone has heard that cnet wrote an article about google's ceo and included some basic personal information in thier article about privacy and intraweb crawlers obtaining 'private' information published on teh intarnets. well, it turns out that while 'marthaler' isn't that common of a name (there should be in about 30 years after me and my 4 brothers have 5 boys each...) you still can't find too much information about me on the web. it turns out that there is some powerful ceo/business guy in chicago with the same first and last name as me. and that there is a whole wisconsin /minnesota marthaler family. the only way that you can even see how i have impacted the documented world is by searching for 'physics' along with my name. and then you only get an article about how i won an engineering competition back in the day . Well, it turns out that there are better ways of obtaining personal/address/phone number/martial (and marital!)/age inf...

new phone, moblog/photoblog, and textamerica.com

So i recently upgraded my mobile from a small Samsung phone to a thin flip form-factor Motorola Razor model. This is only the third ever phone model that I've had, starting with the smallish Nokia back in 2001. I forget the samsung and nokia model numbers... maybe ill look them up. Nah. My first Nokia was awesome. The software interface was very intuitive and kept track of everything in a very proper and sensical manner. Up/Down buttons accessed what I wanted things to access and menus were easy to navigate and things just worked(unless I didn't know better, and just assumed that was the way things worked for all phones). I bought the Samsung because it was the only phone that Cingular was offering in 2003 that was a non-clamshell small enough to be comparable to my nokia. It wasn't so good. There was an LED on the phone that would blink. All. The. Time.(1) Granted, you could change the color that it would blink from blue to orange and back to blue, but still, it was an...

marking evolution and intelligent design

In late July, BBC published an article about the process from which one species of butterfly can divert from another. The article's main point is that two very-similar species of butterflies living in the same geographic area only mate with others of the same species based off of a small mutation which produced marks only distinguishable to butterflies of the same species. "This has the effect of discouraging inter-species mating, thus encouraging genetic isolation and species divergence." Which has always been one of the aspects of evolution that I always found difficult: how could one individual mutate/evolve and then pass its modified genetic information onto its predecessors? How would its predecessors know to only mate with other evolved species? This article and study is very insightful in shedding light into that, and could be (speculation) the divergence between how fish became snakes became lizards became ????. Of course, I found that article from /. wh...

Rap Marketing Comes to Nerdcore

My friend jake sent me this. jake fancies himself as "j2bb" in his inner ibm web development rap circles. http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,67970,00.html It talks about how CS grad students around the nation (with whom i group myself) are creating verses about thier math and thier phat 'Algorythms' . "MC Plus+ rattles off lines like: "I'm encrypting shit like every single day; sending it across a network in a safe way; protecting messages to make my pay; if you hack me you're guilty under DMCA."" for once i am speachless. too close to home? you're god damned right.

professional web publishing: love that <marquee> tag!

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LETS SEE JUST HOW FAST THIS BITCH CAN GO OMG LIKE HI LOL ROFL

last.fm::audioscrobbler::what im listening to::what others are listening to

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while others post static content about what they are listening to, i choose to use a tool to keep all my raving fans complacent with auto-updates to my winamp awesome list using a tool called audioscrobbler : http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/tmarthal/ The thing that i like about audioscrobbler is the last.fm technology. it is like a combination of launch.yahoo.com with shoutcast . although, i dont completely understand it (see my comments in that other blog post about using technology that i dont 100% understand!), it is bad-to-the-ass . to listen to the songs that i am listening to, and only me, then open up my last.fm profile http://www.last.fm/user/tmarthal/ and click on the "personal radio button" and it will start a script to download a .m3u playlist file (that you can import into winamp ) and then get streaming music delivered to your computer that I PICKED ... by listening to them myself!! Note that there is a way to pick songs and whole albums from a web...

blogspot.com and google indexing

So there is this Blogger.com 'blogger' SearchBar and blog webring bar at the top of this page. I could have chosen to get rid of it using a simple CSS hack , but I chose not to, thinking that it would actually work, and that the average user could search this page. Well they can't. At least not yet. Cause google hasn't indexed this blog yet. For instance, using the google search "AWESOME site:tmarthal.blogspot.com" returns 0 results, when it should return 100 million. So while we wait patiently for the google robot to spyder these pages, we have to be content in the fact that they will eventually get here, and the SearchBar will eventually work.

Importing Old Items

I have finally imported my old items from my previous blog and updated the blogger.com interface to get the exact format that I wanted... it had to simulate the '1996' html so reminiscent of my early college page posting, but still use a web interface tool(deward says: "Welcome to 2005"). It is nice that blogger/blogspot gives us (intraweb progamamarts) the tools to hack at the published website html itself instead of relying on a limited amount of css templates designed by others (as seems to be the case at bloglines.com ). I guess I have a problem using technology that I don't understand that was written by other people. Now the only problem with this thing is posting content that is worthy of the name: i am finding that i hardly ever care about the opinions and happenings of other random people, so why should they care about mine? In fact, I was going to blog about how I try never to use any automation or tool that I do not understand in my scripting and ...

Update

So, I had this index.html file all re-formatted and had updated some of teh syntax and spelling of the posts (and clarified the facebook one) way back when but did some more work on it before I uploaded it tonight. I still need to do soo much; it takes lots of time to get things exactly right. And I usually either do real stuff or idle on technological websites trying to stay on the bleeding edge when i have some spare time away from 'work'. Needless, after reading my friend enemy thaine's blog I needed a nice break from trying to understand the fine intracacies of using blue ink over black and cursive over block lettering when submitting applications to archaic business like schools that knowing Precious created a pretty darn sweet blog was a breathe of fresh air. p.s. run on sentences that make no sense are bad for comprehension. i hope you get the gist.

port-au-hell

damn you ports 21/22, you suck ass. =( i cant upgrade this page with totally sweet updates because the intraweb service that the hotel uses does not let puTTy connect to aludra.usc.edu on any port. Update: The more that I research the problem, the more that I think it is an @usc domain issue where they are using a Nazi .htaccess file in thier Apache configuration. I guess usc isd sysadmins dont want Hungarian crackers using a proxy in the ABQ to access thier domain: use an Adelphia drone in the LA area instead. I'll open a ticket with them on the morrow.

what the kids are up to

http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/906/Hardcore_dancing.html You should watch that. Since I am breathless from trying it myself, a diamond in the rough friend had this to say about it: "MOSHING IS NOT PUSHING PEOPLE AROUND AND LAUGHING LIKE AN EMO FAGGOT THAT VIDEO IS MOSHING THE DANCE IS VIOLENT AND PASSIONATE, AND IF YOU GET JACKED IN THE FACE THATS LIFE, IF YOU DONT LIKE GO HUG A WALL AT GOOD HARDCORE SHOWS WHERE PEOPLE ARENT MORONS THE OBJECT IS NOT TO HURT OTHER PEOPLE, NOTICE HOW PEOPLE ARE SPACED OUT ALSO ITS TOUGH TO DO IT FOR LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS AT TIME, ITS EXHAUSTING THAT IS ALL" And that is all.

Frustrated Database

Someone make an XQuery ( namespace ) IDE plugin for Eclipse . Shit, google just provided one... Update: I just realized how horrible the XQuery specification is implemented in any sort of off-the-shelf packages. We used QuiP (Note the use of caP1+Als) for a CSCI 585:Databases homework assignment. It sucked, especially since the syntax we learned in class and documented in the notes was the 04 APR 2005 Specification while on the QuiP site they have this gem: "The latest XQuery draft was released in May 2003 and though there have been no substantial changes, the syntax supported by the current QuiP implementation must be considered out of date." Pretty sweet when you're writing software and have to figure out the syntax by trial-and-error.

High Maintenance Filter

"ALL RIGHT LISTNE TO ME. YOU PULL UP WHERE SHE IS, RIGHT. YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR AND LOCK BOTH DOORS. THEN GET OUT OF THE CAR AND YOU WALK OVER TO HER AND BRING HER BCAK TO THE CAR. TAKE OUT THE KEY OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER AND YOU LET HER GET IN AND THEN CLOSE THE DOOR FOR HER. YOU WALK AROUND THE BACK OF THE CAR AND YOU LOOK THROUGH THE REAR WINDOW. IF SHE DOESNT REACH OVER AND LIFT UP THAT BUTTON SO YOU CAN GET IN, YOU DUMP HER, YOU DUMP HER FAST." "just like that?" "LISTEN TO ME KID, IF SHE DOSENT REACH OVER AND LIFT UP THAT BUTTON SO YOU CAN GET IN, THAT MEANS SHE IS A SELFISH BROAD AND ALL YOURE SEEING IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. YOU DUMP HER, AND YOU DUMP HER FAST."

when 'no' means 'yes'

For those in the know, XCD skin products are like god's gift to aging guys that still want to hit on college girls. Thier 'defender' product has an SPF 15 rating, which means most of the time I dont have to put sunscreen on my face. Thier eye cream stuff supposedly smooths wrinkles and reduces the little puffiness that occurs around the eyes. Pretty crazy stuff.

reading is FUNdamental

I just finished the Schismatrix by Bruce Sterling. I also purchased the movie The Sword of Doom at Fry's Electronics last week, and it is awesome. I also read Perry Bible Fellowship (because it is awesome). I need more animated gifs on this site. I'm thinking maybe some dragons spitting flames. ...and even you can find love...

school emails!=sucks

Also, i have signed up for facebook (note that its www.THEfacebook.com, it seems that www.facebook.com is a link-spamming-search-engine-page-ranker) and since it seems that you can only sign up for the facebook social network if you have a valid .edu email address, everyone i know that will read this probably wont be able to sign up, since we are old dirty men. also, i dont know what its for. if you know, and you know how to get my email address (hint: its not hard [hint2: its my username @ usc.edu]) then email me. also, i am part of 'the cool club' and 'team tom'. i wanted to get into the group 'we wear our collars down', but they wouldnt let me cause that one time i was listening to puffy and had to pop my colla. holla.

school=sucks

Finals are next week. I can't comment on the shitty nature of my classes else the school might take down this awesome blog. P.S. elarson says that my blog is awesome

.plan

Gonna write a sweet xml, xsl and css page soon without any commercial packages or any other WYSIWYG crap. <gangsign>straight html hacking 4 lyfe</gangsign> k p.s. unclosed tags and unvalidated html rule

Fresh without the Re:

That was what happened the first time that I visited my friend dewards blog. I totally crashed it with my F5 DoS attack.